Brokensanity

Because when I was 13 years old, I was sent home for my tank top straps being a little too thin, but a boy could wear a Cool Story babe, Go Make Me A Sandwich shirt and not be looked at twice.

Because when I was 17 and I told a guy “No” and the next day the word tease was painted on my locker.

Because when I was 18 and just wanted to be friends, I was a bitch.

Because I feel the need to say “I have a boyfriend” instead of “No” because guys respect other men more than they would ever respect me.

Because society screams “don’t get raped” instead of “don’t rape”

Because I am scared to walk alone at 10 PM

Because being beautiful is the most important thing I’ll ever do.

Because when I wear my favorite skirt “I’m asking for it”

Because the song Blurred Lines exists

Because no means no no matter how you fucking spin it

Because a girl was drugged and raped with a beer bottle, and the boys who did it are out on bail.

Because I owe you nothing

Because pepper spray is a gift I receive yearly.

Because I am asked if I have a boyfriend more than I am asked about my mental health

Because my clothes say more about my consent then my mouth does.

Because the wage gap exists

Because “not all men are like that” is said way too often

ENOUGH ARE

Because I feel the need to say “I’m not a feminist but…”

Because I’m writing this fucking piece

— When you ask why I’m angry? (via brennanat)


So why does Cracked CONSTANTLY push Feminist propaganda so hard? And let's not bullshit ourselves. You do. Just yesterday you published five articles. Two specifically referenced either Feminism or Feminist backed statistics. Conversely whenever you cover anything related to the opposition you not only mislead about their views... you straight up fucking lie about them and people let you get away with it because you're a "humor magazine". So I'm wondering why you propagandize *so hard*. Why? from mr-cappadocia

cracked:

sorenbowie:

jetpackexhaust:

codyjohnston:

thisdanobrien:

hereinidaho:

Because we’re true believers! 

Let me take this moment to say how Cracked could have gone another direction 7 or 8 years ago, a more Maximy, Booby Gallery of the Day direction if not for the steadfast resistance of David Wong and Jack O’Brien. I barely acknowledge the side that opposes feminism, but Wong goes out of his way to understand people who are mad at feminists, and he writes about those views with more sensitivity and understanding that I could ever muster. 

To sum up: We don’t have an explicit agenda but if one comes across, It’s not one I’m ashamed of. 

Kristi is a liar. I remember the meeting where the Cracked brain trust sat down and was like “From now on let’s occasionally post articles that either directly or conspiratorially tangentially support equal rights for women so we can accomplish our ultimate end goal: Hack into the penis of every man and make it a smaller penis, or a penis that is otherwise laughable for a different reason upon which we all agree. It almost sounds TOO easy,” Jack said, as he (via the mainframe) hacked a young Robert Brockway’s penis. “I think my wife deserves my respect,” the now-neutered Brockway yelped.

#LaughablePenisRights

#NotAllLaughablePenises

It is weird that we do it so constantly, when everybody knows that people only deserve equal rights and treatment between the hours of4 and 7 pm on alternate February the 29ths. At first we worried that we couldn’t cover it all with our current propaganda budget, but we were able to transfer some funding to supporting feminism from our “Don’t be an asshole” budget because it turns out they overlap completely.

Look, I get it buddy. You’re pissed off because you’ve tried to be a good person your whole life and still you feel like you’ve been consistently stripped of the things you thought were guaranteed , and now there is a whole organized movement saying you still have too much, that you, just trying to live your life, is an affront to an entire gender. That’s a shitty feeling, but here’s the thing: no one is actually trying to take anything from you. That sickening feeling you have that your being robbed of basic human rights, there are people around you in your life who are feeling a worse version of that everyday. If you don’t believe me, look at any of the secret camera videos women have taken on the street to catch the verbal abuse they suffer, listen to any of the stories of guys who touch women on crowded trains and then smile at them as they leave because they know there’s nothing she can do about it, read any of the millions of accounts from human beings about the exhausting and demoralizing abuse they put up with every day. And you might not be the guy making them feel that way, I hope you’re not, but holy shit, you can actually help. You can help other people instead of standing in their way because it feels like another inconvenience. Finally, even if the absolute worse case scenario is true: this is one big conspiracy, Cracked and feminists and a huge chunk of the Internet are villainizing men unfairly and creating a culture where you’re no longer allowed to even voice your opinions without people getting angry- even if all of that is true- isn’t that worth preventing an inarguably high percentage of sexual abuse and dangerous objectification of your daughter/ your sister/ your wife? 

Not all the stabs at equality will be smart, or entirely on point or even helpful. This form of feminism is new, chillingly new for how long this shit has been going on, and not everyone is good at it yet, but holy shit, friend, how can you argue against the aim of basic respect for another human being?

XOXO,

Soren

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Soren’s “empathy for you” is a false flag assault on your scrote size and don’t let anybody tell you different.

I often get asked “how do you get all of those bitches to get naked for you?” 

My first response is usually: ‘One, they’re not bitches’ at which point I generally dress down the person that doesn’t have the first fucking clue about what I do. 

The real answer: The models are the ones in control. Every model I work with has a contract with me in regards to any nude photography we shoot. At the shoot they are told they are in control & if they at any point for ANY reason are uncomfortable, don’t be afraid to let me know. Then we review the final product & any shots they are uncomfortable with are destroyed. Furthermore, all finished nude shots are then run by the model before they ever hit the internet. If everyone only knew the library of unreleased photography I have. 

My work is about the message in whatever it is I am shooting. There is a story behind each shot, a tale to tell, & that story is different from my perspective as well as yours. At the end of the day my hope is that the models I work with are empowered by what we create together & emblazoned by the beauty that is their body & soul.


It’s been almost a month & I’ve been lost amidst the trees. It’s been mildly impossible to get anything done art-wise as of late. I am still trying to secure funding for this coming year for my art projects & the funding is just really hard to come by. Without it I am not sure how much I can get done anymore. That being said, if you want to support my work you can order prints through my website by clicking here. There are 4x6 print packages available for all of the models I work with in both nude & non-nude varieties & they start at just $20. 
This shot was from Tuesday with Amelia Vane. We went pretty deep into these woods so we could shoot some stuff away from prying eyes. I’ll see about releasing one of those shots later today. 
Thanks for listening & for supporting my work. View Larger

It’s been almost a month & I’ve been lost amidst the trees. It’s been mildly impossible to get anything done art-wise as of late. I am still trying to secure funding for this coming year for my art projects & the funding is just really hard to come by. Without it I am not sure how much I can get done anymore. That being said, if you want to support my work you can order prints through my website by clicking here. There are 4x6 print packages available for all of the models I work with in both nude & non-nude varieties & they start at just $20. 

This shot was from Tuesday with Amelia Vane. We went pretty deep into these woods so we could shoot some stuff away from prying eyes. I’ll see about releasing one of those shots later today. 

Thanks for listening & for supporting my work.